RoBorat Luongo
Ronnie "The Hockey Goon", of the Havoc Fanatics worked on a project all day long Saturday, no exaggeration. What project, may ask? Well there's a good chance, at least if you're a local fan, that you've heard RoBorat Luongo thrown around a few times. It's truely uncanny how similar Roberto Luongo looks to Borat. Anyway, the point of this article is to tell you about Ronnie's project, not describe the similarities between Borat and Roberto.
You see, as a joke during the watching party for Game 5, Ronnie, Jeff K and I all joked about how great it would be to have a giant poster of RoBorat, to help raz Roberto during warmups. Come Friday Ronnie and I were passing back and forth an image that we were considering use for this project. Finally, come 11pm Friday night Ronnie stopped by my office (we have a nice color printer) with a pack of cardstock to do some prints. We decided to do something a little different though, instead of a giant poster, how about a few heads-on-sticks?
And thus became Ronnie's all day project, cutting out, taping together, and adding handles, to 30 slightly-larger-than-life RoBorat Luongo heads. And what an effect it had. At one point Robert skated over to the glass laughing and asked if he could have one, of course I, being a dumbass, forgot they didn't go back to their bench but left out the corner, and wasn't able to get it to him.
We were only able to get 30 out for the game, but if you wanted to make your own here's how:
- Print out this image
- We printed it out to stretch to fit 2 sheets of paper white card stock (80lbs) paper in landscape format, which made the head about 50% bigger than life-size
- Tape the two sheets of paper together, front and back, so that the image lines up
- Cut out the image so the excess paper is gone
- Take a long stick, or as we used a 3rd sheet of cardstock folded up many times, and tape it to the back of the head as a handle, make sure it sticks out 3 or 4 inches to give you something to grasp
4 comments:
You guys are fucking assholes ... I hope your american asses get pummled ...
It's funny how upset you are by this, Luongo actually loved it and asked us for one. So sorry you're so upset by this, but at the same time, why are you so cowardice that you would keep yourself anonymous? Lame, sir, Lame.
1. Superman owns a pair of Roberto Luongo pajamas.
2. Roberto Luongo does not sleep. He waits.
3. Roberto Luongo isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Roberto Luongo.
4. Roberto Luongo has counted to infinity - twice.
5. When Roberto Luongo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
6. Roberto Luongo recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
7. Roberto Luongo can build a snowman out of rain.
8. When Roberto Luongo has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
9. Roberto Luongo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Roberto Luongo.
10. Roberto Luongo can speak braille.
11. Roberto Luongo's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
12. Roberto Luongo can slam revolving doors.
13. Roberto Luongo can delete the Recycling Bin.
14. Roberto Luongo once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
15. Roberto Luongo can kill two stones with one bird.
16. Roberto Luongo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his blocker and lightning quick glovehand.
17. Roberto Luongo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
18. Roberto Luongo can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
19. A cobra once bit Roberto Luongo's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
20. Roberto Luongo's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Roberto Luongo will not take crap from anyone.
21. Roberto Luongo doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
22. Roberto Luongo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
23. When Roberto Luongo enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
24. Jesus walked on water. Roberto Luongo swam through land.
25. Roberto Luongo once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
26. The only time Roberto Luongo was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
27. Roberto Luongo uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
28. Roberto Luongo can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
29. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Roberto Luongo can piss his name into concrete.
30. Giraffes were created when Roberto Luongo uppercutted a horse.
31. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Roberto Luongo during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
32. The only time a puck get's behind Roberto Luongo is when he eats it first and craps it out.
33. Roberto Luongo only has one hand. The upper hand.
34. luongo has never broken anything, things just destroy themselves when they see him coming.
35.theres no such thing as lightning, thats luongo practacing
36.Roberto Luongo can divide by zero.
37. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Roberto Luongo and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
38.Roberto Luongo can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property
(taken from http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2373431110. all credit due nucks fans for this collaboration)
As a Cauncks fan I think this is ingenious! Awesome creativity guys!
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